Colter Quotes!

Lately, Colter has been saying the funniest things and I just had to share a few of them. This boy cracks me up....

Colter: Play with me Momma!!!

Me: In just a minute.

Colter: If you don't play with me I am going to take away all of your MAKEUP!!!!

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"Momma...stop talking! I am giving the orders around here now!"

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I was feeding Coy rice cereal one morning and Colter looked at it and said,

"Why are you feeding him throw up?"

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I was holding Colter one day and I accidentally burped (gross) and he said,

"Momma did you just throw up on me?"

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Colter was spitting, so I told him to stop and this is what he said,

"It wasn't me spitting it was the little man inside my mouth!"

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Colter hates to blow his nose and I told him he needed to go try. His response:

"Momma there is a little girl inside my nose with a machine that is making snot...can you tell her to stop?"

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"Momma is Coy a woman?"